2018 New Episodes
me when my favorite russian psyop blog gets deleted
My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.
One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?
Everyone: *laughs*
My brother: *logs out of chat*
Me: You know. You could order them pizza.
My brother: What?
Me: You know his adress.
My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.
Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.
-20 minutes later-
Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?
I like how thus far there seems to be two responses to this post.
1. This is soooo sweet and pure.
2. Tagging a friend with something to the the effect of “Where’s my pizza?”
u know you’ve made it big in your music career if vocaloid has done a cover of ur song
“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.
this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset
2019 is gonna be a slutty year I promise you
2019 is gonna be an emo year what are you talking about
why not both?? 2019 is gonna be a slutty emo year